When 15 > 25?

A customer walked into our auto-parts store looking for a flat washer. "That'll be 15 cents," I said.

"Fifteen cents for a washer? Are you crazy?" he yelled. "I'll drill a hole in a quarter and make my own."

Jack Reeves

[Source: Reader's Digest, August 2009, @Work (p. 67)]

Driving Math with the Math of Driving

Driving is a serious matter but this is funny.

Visiting family in Kentucky is a heart-stopping experience if only because my brother-in-law drives in the middle of the road, straddling the double yellow lines that separate traffic. My sister-in-law does little to ease my fears. Seeing the horror in my eyes, she once said, "Don't worry. Everyone around here drives in the middles of the road."

Lisa Walters, Ypsilanti, Michigan

[Source: Reader's Digest, June 2009, Life (p. 198)]

Right on Time

A student returned home from a date at 3 AM. Her parents were very upset, "You're late! You said you'd be home by 11:45!"

"Actually," the girl replied, "I'm right on time. I said I'd be home by 1/4 of 12."

[Origin: unknown; several variations of this joke appear on various web; a version of this joke, submitted by Zhang Wenyi, was published in Reader's Digest, July 2009, "Laugh!:)", p. 27]